THIS SITE IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS

I got my son to make me a site for my farming company that I just started, and I paid him three-hundred dollars and this is what he decided to make for me.

FOR THE LAST TIME, I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HORSES

PLEASE STOP EMAILING ME, FAXING ME, CALLING ME, AND SENDING ME DEATH THREATS!

I HATE MY SON

He has managed to single-handedly drag our family's name through the mud. I hate him

I'M A FARMER. I DON'T EVEN OWN HORPSES!

I don't even own a single horse. Stop emailing us please! I AM NOT A HORSE LOVER!!

FAQ

Q: R u REady to get A HEAPIN spooNFULL of HORSeLOF?

A: FUCK OFF

Q: dad why dont you love me

A: BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT SHAME TO OUR FAMILY

Q: R u a HORSE?

A: STOP EMAILING ME FUCK

Q: why do you own this site

A: I WISH MY SON WOULD JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY